went a little something like this…
“Dear M. Night Shamalamananandcurry,
Please stop making movies. Thanks.
I can’t believe she signed her name.
He’s gonna come and get her after she used that ethnic slur—Im so worried!
Oh shit I didn’t even realize! Normally it’s Shamalamadingdong, but I was sick of that one. Oh well, I am going to hell anyways.