July 2010
17 posts
mouth like a cut: alright folks →
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so, this sort of profoundly miraculous thing is happening to me.
something so completely out of the ordinary: I am being loved by a lovely, mentally stable, exceptionally smart and beautiful male who just happens to be my best friend.
whereas usually i’m more likely to be hit by an aborted…
i love you but you are giving me morning wood
Jillian wrote an open letter to M. Night on her facebook and shes just looking to start a fight, I swear...
went a little something like this…
“Dear M. Night Shamalamananandcurry,
Please stop making movies. Thanks.
Jillian”
I can’t believe she signed her name.
He’s gonna come and get her after she used that ethnic slur—Im so worried!
Oh shit I didn’t even realize! Normally it’s Shamalamadingdong, but I was sick of that one. Oh well, I am going to hell anyways.